Alien GF (Vs. the Gummy Fuckers Pt. 2)

[Verse 1]
Red light flashing on the avenue
Blue-black smoke in the morning dew
Flags on the ground like broken teeth
Everybody chanting, "Captain White beneath"

Boots hit syrup in a perfect line
Sirens singing in four-four time
He raised his chin to the burning sky
Said, "Stand back, boys, I remember why"

[Pre-Chorus]
Gumdrop helmets
Licorice guns
Candy soldiers
Marching as one

He opened his mouth
For the miracle spark
But the battlefield smiled
In the dark

[Chorus]
Captain White versus the alien gummy fuckers
Bite down, bite down, save the world again
Captain White versus the alien gummy fuckers
But the old fire won't answer him

No taste
No spark
No thunder in the jaw
Just sweet dead rubber
And the whole world saw

[Verse 2]
He caught the first one by the candy throat
Bit through the armor and waited for gold
Waited for lightning, waited for flame
But nothing in his mouth knew his name

He bit again till his molars rang
The gummy ranks began to sing
"Chew, little hero, chew for the crowd
Show us the hunger you talked about"

[Pre-Chorus]
Marching left
Marching right
Candy boots around Captain White

The snare kept cracking
The lights went red
And the legend kept biting
But the miracle was dead

[Chorus]
Captain White versus the alien gummy fuckers
Bite down, bite down, save the world again
Captain White versus the alien gummy fuckers
But the old fire won't answer him

No taste
No spark
No thunder in the jaw
Just sweet dead rubber
And the whole world saw

[Bridge]
He used to be appetite
He used to be law
He used to be teeth in the alien jaw
He used to be terrible
He used to be true
Now the sugar army laughs as he chews

Left, right
Left, right
Down goes Captain White

Left, right
Left, right
No taste in the bite

[Verse 3]
They dragged him under by his uniform
Past the cracked statue and the candy storm
One eye open, one rib gone
Still trying to bite with the battle on

Somebody shouted from a bunker stair
"Get him below, get him out of the air"
The doors slid wide with a hospital glow
And the drums cut hard when they pulled him below

[Final Chorus]
Captain White versus the alien gummy fuckers
Bite down, bite down, save the world again
Captain White versus the alien gummy fuckers
But the old fire won't answer him

No taste
No spark
No thunder in the jaw
Just fluorescent light
And a locked steel door

[Outro — cross-fade into Bunker Berries]
Left, right
Left, right
Get him below

Left, right
Left, right
Get him below

Captain White
Can you taste today?

Captain White
Can you taste today?