Captain White (Vs. the Gummy Fuckers Pt. 1) [Intro] Red light sleeping in the dead of the plains Missile keys buried deep in his veins Captain White in a government bed Dreaming low with the silo in his head Then—flash Locked up flat in a surgical glow Roof gone black and the cornfields below Pulled straight up through the middle of the night Still calm, still cold, in the tractor-beam light [Pre-Chorus] Eyes in the windows Black as a void Little round portholes Full of something annoyed Sweet rotten perfume Custard left to die Captain White just dangling there And staring back alive [Chorus] Captain White! In the candy-colored panic of the sky Captain White! When the gummy hands come crawling, something bites Captain White! He was chosen for the probing of the night But the hunters got it wrong Now the snack is fighting back Captain White! [Verse 2] Held up stiff like a butchered marionette Torso twitching in a halo silhouette Rubber fingers crawling under his clothes Everywhere that a good Christian doesn't go One comes close with that bulbous little stare Pulls his mouth open like he's livestock at a fair Checks his teeth, jams a finger on his tongue And that's the moment that the feeding bell is rung [Pre-Chorus] Synthetic cherry Lemon and lime Mushy little finger Sweet and sublime Something in his brain says This is not fear This is appetite awakening And dinner's finally here [Chorus] Captain White! In the candy-colored panic of the sky Captain White! Takes a finger, chews it up, and comes alive Captain White! Now the saucer sounds like screaming in a hive They came looking for a man Now they're watching something stand Captain White! [Drop / Chant] Bite Rip Chew Spit Flash Spin Lock In [Verse 3] He flips midair, lands low like a beast Predator grin at the start of the feast Pale green, pale pink, backing off in dread Maybe color means flavor, Captain White said Gangling arms waving please-no in the air Too late, boys, there's a butcher in your prayer He tears a neck open, wild with the hum Like the end of restraint and the start of the drum [Chorus] Captain White! Now the saucer is a slaughterhouse in flight Captain White! He's a patriot of hunger in the light Captain White! Made first contact and he took the first bite One small bite for man One first feast for humankind Captain White! [Outro] Alien synth in the blood-red glow Cornfields waiting far below Captain White in the roaring dome Eating his way back home