# Captain White (Vs. the Gummy Fuckers Pt. 1)

Build stamp: 2026-06-09T20:37:03Z

Generated from C:\Zuman\Zuman Master\zuman-canonical.json by C:\Zuman\Zuman Master\build_zuman_site.py.

## Track Facts

- Album / pool: Captain White (`captain-white`)
- Album status: narrative song-cycle / album lane
- Track number: 1
- Track status: active
- Active: yes
- Origin: Captain White
- Audio available: yes
- Audio URL: `/assets/albums/captain-white/audio/captain-white-vs-the-gummy-fuckers-pt-1.mp3`
- Lyrics available: yes
- Lyrics URL: `/assets/albums/captain-white/lyrics/captain-white-vs-the-gummy-fuckers-pt-1.txt`
- JSON: `/captain-white/tracks/captain-white-vs-the-gummy-fuckers-pt-1.json`

## Supersession / Replacement

- Supersession: none

## Provenance Notes

Alternate audio also landed: Captain White vs the Alien Gummy Fuckers.mp3.

## Lyrics

```
Captain White (Vs. the Gummy Fuckers Pt. 1)

[Intro]
Red light sleeping in the dead of the plains
Missile keys buried deep in his veins
Captain White in a government bed
Dreaming low with the silo in his head

Then—flash
Locked up flat in a surgical glow
Roof gone black and the cornfields below
Pulled straight up through the middle of the night
Still calm, still cold, in the tractor-beam light

[Pre-Chorus]
Eyes in the windows
Black as a void
Little round portholes
Full of something annoyed
Sweet rotten perfume
Custard left to die
Captain White just dangling there
And staring back alive

[Chorus]
Captain White!
In the candy-colored panic of the sky
Captain White!
When the gummy hands come crawling, something bites
Captain White!
He was chosen for the probing of the night
But the hunters got it wrong
Now the snack is fighting back
Captain White!

[Verse 2]
Held up stiff like a butchered marionette
Torso twitching in a halo silhouette
Rubber fingers crawling under his clothes
Everywhere that a good Christian doesn't go

One comes close with that bulbous little stare
Pulls his mouth open like he's livestock at a fair
Checks his teeth, jams a finger on his tongue
And that's the moment that the feeding bell is rung

[Pre-Chorus]
Synthetic cherry
Lemon and lime
Mushy little finger
Sweet and sublime
Something in his brain says
This is not fear
This is appetite awakening
And dinner's finally here

[Chorus]
Captain White!
In the candy-colored panic of the sky
Captain White!
Takes a finger, chews it up, and comes alive
Captain White!
Now the saucer sounds like screaming in a hive
They came looking for a man
Now they're watching something stand
Captain White!

[Drop / Chant]
Bite
Rip
Chew
Spit
Flash
Spin
Lock
In

[Verse 3]
He flips midair, lands low like a beast
Predator grin at the start of the feast
Pale green, pale pink, backing off in dread
Maybe color means flavor, Captain White said

Gangling arms waving please-no in the air
Too late, boys, there's a butcher in your prayer
He tears a neck open, wild with the hum
Like the end of restraint and the start of the drum

[Chorus]
Captain White!
Now the saucer is a slaughterhouse in flight
Captain White!
He's a patriot of hunger in the light
Captain White!
Made first contact and he took the first bite
One small bite for man
One first feast for humankind
Captain White!

[Outro]
Alien synth in the blood-red glow
Cornfields waiting far below
Captain White in the roaring dome
Eating his way back home
```