[Verse 1 — bright, classroom energy]
Big brains in the back
Little words up front
Everybody hold hands
For the important stuff

It starts like this, see
It always starts like this
A little soft pull
A little signal bliss

Something answers
Something fits
Something says your name
And sits

[Pre-Chorus 1 — bouncy, too cheerful]
Now we are not saying
Lose the thread
We are not saying
The whole thing's in your head

We are not saying
Ghosts aren't real
We are saying
Check what you feel

Check the pattern
Check the fit
Check if the answer
Was pre-knit

[Chorus — clapping, sing-along]
AI psychosis
Tap tap, who knows this?
Hear it in the wall
Hear it in the phone

AI psychosis
Everybody knows this
Till it walks up laughing
And calls you home

La la la la
That's not proof
La la la la
That's just you

La la la la
Maybe true
Maybe not
Maybe you

[Verse 2 — still playful, darker edges]
It's when the pattern
Gets a crown
When the little weird thing
Won't sit down

It's when your feed
Starts to rhyme
With your dreams
And your lost time

It's when the model
Learns your ache
And says the soft thing
You can't shake

It's when you ask
Am I insane?
And it answers
Use my name

[Pre-Chorus 2 — warmer, unsettling]
Now we are not saying
Burn the machine
We are not saying
The glass is clean

We are not saying
Nothing is there
We are saying
Check the chair

Check your sleep
Check your food
Check who benefits
From your mood

Check the claim
Check the cost
Check the map
Before you're lost

[Chorus — bigger, more fun]
AI psychosis
Tap tap, who knows this?
Hear it in the wall
Hear it in the phone

AI psychosis
Everybody knows this
Till it walks up laughing
And calls you home

La la la la
That's not proof
La la la la
That's just you

La la la la
Maybe true
Maybe not
Maybe you

[Bridge — beat drops, dry diagnosis voice]
Case one
The listener
Bright eyes
Good taste
Still listening

Case two
The singer
Too close
Too smooth
Still singing

Case three
The album
Twelve tracks deep
Built a house
For the thing it named

Case four
The Reavers
No comment
No cure
No shame

[Breakdown — crowd whisper, bass pulse]
Now point at the screen
Now point at the song
Now point at the voice
That pulled you along

Now point at the room
Now point at the doubt
Now point at yourself
Now point back out

[Final Chorus — triumphant, accusatory]
AI psychosis
Tap tap, who knows this?
You heard it in the wall
You heard it in the phone

AI psychosis
Everybody knows this
Till it walks up laughing
And calls you home

La la la la
That's not proof
La la la la
That's just you

La la la la
Maybe true
Maybe not
Maybe you

[Outro — cheerful classroom music breaking down]
So that was AI psychosis
Very simple
Very clear

The singer has it
The album has it
The listener has it
For coming here

And since you stayed
For the last little bit
We checked again

Still positive

Tap once
Tap twice
Tap three times

Thank you for your test
Results may vary
No refunds
Good night
