Red Lights

[Intro]
Red lights spinning in the parking lot
Moon looks melted in the sky
Somebody screamed, "That ain't no drone"
Then down came Captain White

[Verse 1]
He stepped out clean in a paper suit
With a badge made out of light
Said, "Nobody move, this is science now"
And his boots were glowing bright

He had three small moons in a lunchbox
A laser taped to a kite
A clipboard full of human names
And a smile too wide and white

[Pre-Chorus]
Then the sky went pop
And the ground went soft
And the stars started laughing through the satellite

[Chorus]
Captain White, Captain White
Took the wheel and bent the night
Gummy ships with neon teeth
Chewing holes in gravity

Captain White, Captain White
This is wrong but it feels right
Beam me up or let me drive
I don't care, I'm still alive

[Verse 2]
There were gummy bears in the cockpit
There were sirens in the floor
One was praying to a milkshake
One was guarding the door

The captain said, "Don't panic, people
This happens all the time"
Then he hit the wrong red button
And we slipped outside the line

[Chorus]
Captain White, Captain White
Took the wheel and bent the night
Gummy ships with neon teeth
Chewing holes in gravity

[Bridge]
Oh no, oh my
There's a hole in the sky
And it's singing my name
With a sugary bite

Oh no, oh my
Tell the porch light goodbye
We are way past weird
With Captain White

[Breakdown]
Left foot, starlight
Right foot, fright
Hands up, meatbag
Wave at the light

[Final Chorus]
Captain White, Captain White
Took the wheel and blessed the bite
Gummy gods with laser eyes
Dancing on the dashboard lights

[Outro]
Red lights fading in the parking lot
Moon snapped back in the sky
Nobody knows where the gummies went
But we all saw Captain White
